Please Stop With The Dancing, Microsoft

Look, I get it, Microsoft. You want to show people you know how to have fun, that even Microsoft can smile once in a while. But seriously, stop with the dancing routines. Your target audience doesn't dance. We, at best, sway with the music, but never dance. As GeekWire points out, the latest nightmare happened earlier this week at the Norwegian Developers Conference where several dancers took the stage and performed to a song with such classy lines as ?The words MICRO and SOFT don?t apply to my PENIS! (or vagina)? and "We are here to party and coding is our drug!" Laughter can be heard throughout the video as the attendees stand nearly motionless, likely in shock as if they were witnessing a train wreck in slow motion. This comes the week after Usher took the stage during Microsoft's E3 keynote for a nearly equally embarrassing show.

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